Welcome to IPWology, the mad science of Ian Perry Williams. These are just my thoughts, poured out for you to read. If you know me, you know I got alot to say about anything and nothing and the nature of everything. So sit back, relax!
Eric Powell'sThe Goon is by far my favoirte comic book being made today. Everyone I have shown it to, has become a fan because of its warped humor, fun violence, and social commentary. Now BLUR studios and David Fincher (Se7en, Fight Club, Girl with the Dragon Tatoo) want to make it into a movie. But nobody in Hollyweird is listening to them. Sign the petition to to help show support for my favorite book.
Soooo, if you have been watching The Walking Dead, & if you haven't you should be, it is almost inevitable to to start thinking or talking about what you would do during the robot vampire zombie Nazi apocalypse (If nothing else, its a fun mental exercise). So I thought I would share with you (the almost no one how reads this) what my plan is.
First, be prepared! 1. Exercise. The first rule in Zombieland was cardio for a reason. 2. Be prepared to move. 3. Travel light and know where you are going. 4. Groups are good, but only if everyone is of a similar mindset and manageable size. 5. Have strong, tear resistant clothing that cover a lot of your body. A good pair of running shoes(see #1) for open spaces, road ways, fields, anywhere with a long line of sight; and a good set of heavy boots for close quarter stuff like woods and cities. You never know when you will have to kick a zombie.
Weapons, my set of post-zombie apocalypse weapons would be. 1. .38 pistol, for close quarter head shot (Remember to always aim for the head!) 2. Steyr TMP sub machine gun pistol. For more crowd control/large groups. Again always aim for the head. 3. Precision-rifle with scope for long range head shots 4. As many bullets for above guns that I can fit in a backpack. 5. A throwing knife 6. A hunting knife 7. A sword or ax, cause they don't run out of bullets 8. Sharping stone for edged weapons
Misc. Equipment: 1. Sub zero sleeping bag and tent 2. Matches and a magnifying glass for starting fires 3. Water purifying tablets
My plan: Steal a big truck with a 60+ gallon tank and get to the coast. Then steal one of those large sailboats and put out to sea. Zombie lore is pretty unclear about zombies reaction to water. They can either float or walk on the bottom (They don't breath), but can't really swim. From the boat, I can make raids on coastal towns for supplies and I can always fish while I am out to sea. I might be able to find a small island with no zombies and do some farming. Hopefully I would have a group or can find other survivors, to start a colony on these island. At this point it should just be a matter of waiting for the zombies to die off. They are still dead bodies, they should rot away in a after a few months after the outbreak.
For more helpful hints and suggestion go to the CDC zombie page, link in the title, and yes it is a real CDC page. There are also many, website, book, and films to give you ideas...like this one
Hopefully this will be the last political thing I write for awhile, but if you don't stand up and protect your rights, "They" will try to take them from you.
I want creative people to be paid for their work. I do. Just not at the expense of my freedom of speech. I think the Internet has become a huge tool in the area of human expression. To give the government the ability to shut down or edit websites for "fear" that some one, some where, might see a movie or hear a song for free is insane. This bill is so vague in its wording that it will give 1984ish powers to the government to control the flow of information on the Internet. And that is what these seems like to me, an attempt to legalize the control of information on the World Wide Web. If you don't want the government to have control over what you do with your body, why would to trust them to have control over what you know with your mind. Contact your Congress Person & your Senator and tell them no to S.O.P.A and the Protect IP act.
I'm not a gamer. But I respect the creativity that goes into video games. Now video games are inspiring people to create shows. Street Fighter has a short fan film called Legacy, that is better than either movie based on the game. Mortal Kombat has a short series, also called Legacy, that is pretty freak'n cool. Then there is mind bending awesomeness of the Portal short that came out a few months ago. Now Dragons Age has a prequel to their new game. This series was written, produced, and stars the uber geek goddess, Felicia Day!
If you get the reference then you know why this is funny. If not, to bad, so sad. Hopefully, you will get to see the rest soon. It's pretty easy to figure out. If you know me well enough.
YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A new Doctor Who short. I loves this show, and have sense I was kid. The shows the makes these shorts for Red Nose Day, which is a annual British telethon. the shorts are so good because they are fun and to the point.
Part 1 Space
Part 2 Time
Time Crash - New Who's love letter to Classic Who
The first one from 2005. Its the first appearance of Doctor #10
