Best of Jackson 2012

I got good showing in The Jackson Free Press-Best of Jackson 2012 for Best Curmudgeon! I just want to thank all the people and things that annoy me. That would be women, men, kids, old people, blacks, whites, asians, latinos, gay people, straight people, smart people, dumb people, living people, dead people, cats, other peoples dogs, cars, trains, planes, trees, grass, cheese, vegetable, hot days, cold nights, etc, etc, &
Darn-Phooey on you kids for not voting me best curmudgeon in Jackson!
You just voted for Bert Case cause he is on the Tell-E-Vision.
Who the hell is Chris Jones anyway?
Kenneth Stokes....okay you got me there.....