Dear Pop Music Radio.....

Can you please just go ahead and give us the Katy Perry/Rihanna duet; as written by Adela and Cee Lo Green; featuring Lil Wayne, Jay Z, and Snoop Dog. With Nickleback as the backing band and produced by Timbaland, featuring dance moves by Chris “I hit woman” Brown.
If you can go ahead and crank that out, so we can just get it out of the way.

Thanks,

This Guy